This is how “Spring” actually breaks down in NYC, weather-wise:
Days 1-20:
WTF? It’s still freezing. And it snowed. Again.
Days 21-40:
Yay, it’s a little warmer and the days are longer! But man, it’s raining a lot. And it’s STILL COLD.
Days 41-60:
OMG how can it rain this much? This is like being in Blade Runner.
Days 61-70:
WOW. It’s so beautiful. It’s perfect.
Days 71-90:
OMFG IT’S SO HOT I WANT TO DIE.
It struck me the other day that Mike Bloomberg is the last “real” Republican; i.e. in the sense that he runs a tight a fiscal ship, wants government to stay out of personal lives (libertarians would cite the smoking policies as a major exception), he sells out the poor, he fights the unions and he’s business friendly. Now, I’m not saying I’m a Bloombergy fan, but imagine if guys like him had control of the GOP for the last decade instead of the tag team of of the fundies and neocons.