Google translate from Japanese to English = Yoda

Got my Space Battleship Yamato soundtrack shipping confirmation, and the translation is its own special kind of awesome:

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Ships we have ordered products from you today.

Since you know your order has been processed.

Amazon.co.jp your use, thank you. To meet again
We look forward to.

We ship items are as follows.
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Quantity Product Price Shipped Subtotal
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1 “SPACE BATTLESHIP YAMATO” OR ¥ 2,381 1 ¥ 2,381
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Subtotal: ¥ 2,381
Shipping: ¥ 2,000
Eligible ¥ 0

Total: ¥ 4,381 (USD 54.27)
Credit card payment: ¥ 4,381: Visa (USD 54.27)
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This order “CD to buy one or more songs for free download * 1,000 yen!” Campaign (* up to 200 MP3 yen products) are subject.

Amazon, please check your point total in Maipointopeji:

http://www.amazon.co.jp/MyPoints

Amazon point, please check the details on the following link:

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Yes, I spent $55 on a CD. It will be awesome and worth it.